Sorority Girl EP

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Sorority Girl

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Sorority Girl when we first met
You were running on a treadmill
Working up a sweat
Looked across the gym and what did I see
A little piece of heaven right in front of me

With a henna tattoo and a ponytail
Always going to the tanning bed you’re never pale
We exchanged numbers and pleasantries
Later on that afternoon I heard my cell phone ring

Sorority Girl I am happy to see
You used your daytime minutes on me
I’ll pledge to you that there is no doubt
You’re the one I can’t do without

Later on we went to dollar draft night
I can’t believe you didn’t put up a fight
I know that you are one of a kind
And I know its rush week on my mind

Sorority Girl I am happy to see
You used your daytime minutes on me
I’ll pledge to you that there is no doubt
You’re the one I can’t do without

Your kind of love just doesn’t phase me
Even when you try and haze me
Baby oh yeah

Sorority Girl I am happy to see
You used your daytime minutes on me
I’ll pledge to you that there is no doubt
You’re the one I can’t do without

All the boys thought you were fine
On the playground when you were nine
I can’t believe that you are mine
All mine

Glass Ceiling

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I met my baby downtown at the Nature Food Store
She had a mug of some fair-trade coffee to pour
She had a nylon mesh bag with all of her groceries inside
When she looked in my direction well I almost died

She had a body like a model and some untamed hair
Free flowing skirt and you know she had a soul to bear
She said come back to my room and we can talk all night
About domestic violence and abortion rights

She never wears mascara rouge or blush but still she’s looking so fine
She spends her weekends giving bad advice on the crisis hotline
She’s always telling me stories about all the lives she’s saving
How she’s putting her footprints on the world with her legs unshaven

You know my baby she’s so Lillith Fair-y
She’s not like Mother Teresa or the Virgin Mary
But all I want is some sexual healing
and all she wants to talk about is the Glass Ceiling

She says all men are dogs all men are pigs
She don’t need no pig to bring home the bacon
Don’t dress me like a doll don’t treat me like a toy
And cancel your subscription to the Playboy

Don’t paralyze me with your male gaze
Or lock me in the kitchen with four children to raise
Well all I want is that loving feeling
And all she wants to talk about is the Glass Ceiling

Boy Band Bad Boy

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Boy Band Bad Boy
That’s what I want to be
I want to be a part of the marketing scheme
A mother’s nightmare and a good girl’s dream
Boy Band Bad Boy

My attitude’s edgy and I got mad style
A;ways brooding never crack a smile
Wife beater doo-rags and a tricked out ride
Cross around my neck shows my spiritual side

I’ve got the washboard rippling six pack abs
Sniff a lot of blow spent some time in rehab
I’ve got piercings in an exotic place
And the five o’ clock shadow on my face

Good girls like the bad boys, Good girls like the thugs
Bad boys like the liquor, bad boys like the drugs
Always get in bar brawls always get in fights
I have memorized my Miranda rights

Boy Band Bad Boy
That’s what I want to be
I want to be a part of the marketing scheme
A mother’s nightmare and a good girl’s dream
Boy Band Bad Boy

Baggy jeans hanging below my waist
and I’ve got horrible musical taste
I get up on stage and sing some lame-assed songs
So I can get backstage and see some thongs

I have a tattoo with a picture of my daughter’s face
I found out she was mine after the paternity case
I am sure that I’ll have my day in court
For failing to pay my child support

Good girls like the bad boys, Good girls like the thugs
Bad boys like the liquor, bad boys like the drugs
Always get in bar brawls always get in fights
I have memorized my Miranda rights

Boy Band Bad Boy
That’s what I want to be
I want to be a part of the marketing scheme
A mother’s nightmare and a good girl’s dream
Boy Band Bad Boy

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Lyrics and Music by James Rustad © 2005